Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 04, 2023

Two very big rats abandoning ship………..

Find Travis, instead of pointing fingers!!!

Oh, there will be he’ll to pay, guys, when she actually does find him. The longer it takes her, the more time she has to plot her revenge.

It’s going to be hard to find Travis. He had a head start.

Travis headed out, Gary sucks, and Owen ghosted her, she will have to live with Leopold’s lashing out.

Gotta be rolling around there somewhere.

Owen, you spineless coward! You’re already dead! What’s the worst Leopold can do to you?

Gasp! Beatrice is in trouble now!

Still a re-run.

As I recall Leo is terrified of Beatrice because he knows she “likes” him.

Is this the arc where Travis ends up on a mannequin in the department store window?

I think Travis is in his jar. He just painted the inside white.

WHAT IF… this is a trick of Leopold’s? An attempt to discourage Beatrice from hanging around? Leo actually has Travis stored somewhere. This would be the perfect opportunity to just yell at Beatrice and make her run home crying!

I don’t understand why Gary would punt. Afraid of a stake through the heart while he slept? Leopold is supposed to be his assigned henchman. Assigned by Satan when Gary was turned. Killing his master would not be in Leopold’s best interests.

Owen doesn’t fancy himself a headhunter.

Tune in tomorrow . . . :)

Beatrice’s trying to get a head but where is it…

Agreed…..

Of course, Gary, turn tail and run like the yellow-bellied milquetoast you are! Evil undead, my a$$! Overfed Boobhead is more like it.

Beatrice will be fine. She’s the only one who gets under Leopold’s skin and can stand up to him. Travis is probably having the time of his life. Probably going a bit nuts with the squirrels. Rock on Travis, while you still can!

Two words—Protoplasm daiquiri

Gary, Owen? Disappointing, wretched cowards! For shame!

But I have confidence in Beatrice, our CLG.