Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 09, 2023

I can guess where you wanted to stick it.

When you’ve got 99 kids like Perdita and me, it’s no surprise where the veterinarian sticks the thermometer!

No question yet so here’s mine. Where do you stick it?

Mine doesn’t go in any orifice. Just point.

This guy doesn’t know how to use a thermometer, doesn’t know where things are kept: is he just a guest in his own home?

“of course it wasn’t”….she says to herself…

Miss the old, oral, glass types with the red fluid. Can’t find them anywhere.

I can tell you where to stick it.

I don’t have a thermometer. I need to get one.

He probably had a kinky place in mind.

The differences between ear and rear are one letter and a lot of pride.

back when COVID was still young on its rampage, my grocery store manager would check the employees’ temperature with a thermometer gun to the forehead before starting the day’s shift