Ben by Daniel Shelton for May 26, 2023

A pillow doesn’t help unless it is over your head or his.

Happy Marriage = Separate Beds with Visiting Privileges !

The beauty of it is that we do not hear ourselves when we sleep. My wife used to make fun of me until I played her a recording of herself

If your house is big enough, separate bedrooms is the ideal. It has nothing to do with you-know-what. It’s all about SLEEP.

That will ameliorate her snores!

my husband uses a “great wall” pillow to keep the wind from the fan, on my side of the bed, from blowing on him.

I thought about buying one of those beds that hears you snore and shakes you to stop it – but I was worried that I’d lie awake waiting for the nudge.

A whole wall works better!

Tried it. It doesn’t work.

Keep that stereotype that only men snore going guys, ain’t that way in my house

DH snored for years, I started wearing ear plugs – finally bit*hed at him for so many years about asking doc for a sleep study that he did a few years before he retired – he has been using a cpap since then, but that thing makes a hssssss noise, almost as bad as his snoring, but at least he’s not stopping breathing 20 times a night