The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 10, 2023

Good thing Brutus got his secret girlfriend out of there!

Either Gladys has super hearing like Superman or if she hears non-existent voices then she needs a psychiatrist.

It wasn’t worth listening to.

I’m mad at myself for something I’d done wrong, so I’m not speaking to myself right now.

Better that Brutus talks to him than a vicious witch with a “B” like you, Gladys! ;P

Uhhhh… why the putdown of Gladys?

Maybe Gladys needs therapy? She hears disembodied voices, but after I don’t know how many years of marriage, she still can’t recognize the voice of her husband’s?

I don’t know, I wasn’t listening, either.

Every time I talk to myself , me interrupts and a big argument ensues.

My wife and I talk to the dogs mostly, so we have to get each others attention Before we start talking to each other.

I talk to myself………but that’s because I need an expert opinion

I often talk to myself. Frequently, I’m the only intelligent person in the room.

even Brutus thinks Brutus should be ignored

I talk to my dog. That is my excuse. Dogs do like to hear people talk, so it works out well and I don’t necessarily look like an idiot. Sometimes. I confess I also talked to my last dog, even after she was totally deaf.

I sometimes carry on a conversation with myself, basically because I am usually in total agreement with what I say…ba da dump bump…

it’s sad when you don’t even find yourself interesting to talk to.

Actually, Gladys, Brutus was asking if you’d like a cup of coffee, too.

Coffee first, then conversation.

I often talk to myself so I can have an intelligent conversation.

I talk to myself. (no one else here) … but at least I listen!

You have to admit Brutus has an answer for all questions!

Maybe he was talking to himself about why no one wished him a Happy Birthday.Sad that Brutus forgot his wedding anniversary also. That is most definitely a non-gift that will keep on giving for a long time coming.However my friend:Happy Birthday to youHappy Birthday to youHappy Birthday Dear BrutusHappy Birthday to you.And many more……,.

Invisible playmate?

Gaslighting her again?

Thanks for sharing Brutus, that’s my problem too, I talk to myself but I don’t listen, even if it is good advice, I’m always at odds with me and I then I don’t listen…

His practicing his ignoring, even himself.

Well Brutus, why should you be any different from everybody else?

Happy 58th Birthday Brutus! Another tough year and still being funny!Best of luck this year!

So funny and familiar! I talk to myself or the air all the time. Have no clue what I said a minute later.

I never listen to the voices in my head. They’re crazy while I’m the only sane one in the room

Thanks to the Born Loser commentarians who know this is the 58th anniversary of TBL. Happy birthday Brutus!

I seldom answer myself unless I have an epiphany. Eureka or is that U reeka?

I often tell people that I talk to myself, as it’s the best way to insure intelligent conversation. Then they ask, “So you answer yourself, too?”

I reply, “Of course, it would be rude not to.”