Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 24, 2023

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    Doneaver  over 1 year ago

    Not something in much demand these days.

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    salakfarm Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You’ll never get a job with the RNC or other Republican scams.

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    rmremail  over 1 year ago

    Other options:

    2. Work as a corporate ethicist, repeatedly telling the corporation what they are doing is unethical, only for them to ignore you

    3. Work on a Hospital’s ‘death panel’, deciding which patient gets denied treatment

    4. Homeless drunk

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    strictures  over 1 year ago

    Definitely not available in Florida or Texas!

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    Erramontxu  over 1 year ago

    Teaching ethics (supposing that at least an alumni a year truly learns them) should be a very, very important job

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    Superfrog  over 1 year ago

    Write vision statements, codes of conduct, mission statements, standards of practice and other corporate fiction.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 1 year ago

    DEI enforcer?

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    Erse IS better  over 1 year ago

    Ethical behavior is attractive to a great many people. But not rich people and DEFINITELY not most employers.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ethics isn’t for making a living, it’s just for living

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    jmillerqld Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Research approval boards have them. A lot of hospitals employ them too. I know, I’m always a bit surprised when I see a vacancy for an ethicist.

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    For a Just and Peaceful World  over 1 year ago

    Maybe Trump or DeSantis will ban ethics courses because they are “woke”.

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    Farside99  over 1 year ago

    Trying to pay off a $300,000 college debt is a real test for an ethicist.

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    P51Strega  over 1 year ago

    Sadly, knowing ethics doesn’t mean practicing ethics. There is tremendous demand for ethicists as spin doctors. They are also popular political analysts where they point out the other party’s sins.

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    Denver Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    1) AI Ethicist 2) Government ethics compliance officer 3) corporate ethics officer …

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    As in many subjects, is old Aristotle antiquated and at last obsolete on this matter?

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    einarbt  over 1 year ago

    Need all over the place but then there is this little thing called greed so their kind is not wanted.

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    JosephShriver  over 1 year ago

    Write a book

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    rmercer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Curing people with a lisp. (Say “Ethicist” 5 times fast…)

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    mwest  over 1 year ago

    One could say the same for a philosophy degree…

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    gorbag  over 1 year ago

    First understand the difference between morals and ethics; ethics are a personal choice not a public one. Most seem to confuse them: if someone spends all their money on drugs and sex they are still perfectly ethical so long as they subscribe to hedonism, and there isn’t anything wrong with that.

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    Jimmyk939  over 1 year ago

    Teaching politicians right from wrong…he’d be in the giggly academy within a year.

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    dflak  over 1 year ago

    “Nearly every man can handle adversity. To test a man’s character, give him power.” – Abraham Lincoln.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    What the heck is an “ethicist”? Are those the people who don’t believe in God? ..or maybe that’s anarchist.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “What are these ‘ethics’ of which you speak?” ~Sock Puppet Joe

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Maybe he could open up an Ethics-R-Us store in a big box building in the parking lot of a mall.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    Actually, he could have stopped at making a living teaching. At least as it applied during my classroom years decades back. But, with both of us working[she in an office job], we survived and can look back and be happy we are no longer on the treadmills.

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    Redd Panda  over 1 year ago

    Ethics, the art of not getting caught, right?

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    calliarcale  over 1 year ago

    Well, there are places an ethicist can make a living other than academia, but they’re few and far between. For instance, hospitals (or, these days, hospital networks) have one or two to determine policy and consult on difficult cases. They’ll work as part of a team also consisting of doctors and lawyers and administrators. I would not be surprised if the work is rather soul crushing, since you’re caught between ethics, law, and the almighty dollar.

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    chapmurf  over 1 year ago

    Actually health care organizations, particularly those doing research, do sometimes hire bioethicists.

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    The Famous Eccles  over 1 year ago

    No, not gonna touch this one.

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    rlaker22j  over 1 year ago

    ethics not a republican thing my congressman told me he didn’t care what the people thought he was going to vote his own mind no representation for me no longer voting for him

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    [Unnamed Reader - bf182b]  over 1 year ago

    1) Fact Checker 2) Investigative reporter 3) Safety Inspector.

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    Znox11  over 1 year ago

    WAIT!!! You mean CEO doesn’t stand for Chief Ethics Officer?

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    Easier to make a living as a magic fairy dust sprinkler

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    ChessPirate  over 1 year ago

    1. Philosopher.

    2. Whistleblower.

    3. Computer AI App Writer…

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    198.23.5.11  over 1 year ago

    Okay,let’s see you get 125 different puns out of THIS one!!

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    WickWire64  over 1 year ago

    It completely amazes me that a GQP troll snowflake has not complained about how this “politicizes” this strip yet. Have they actually retired that sad old ploy?

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    ira.crank  over 1 year ago

    The ethics of teaching ethnic inferiority.

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    Raging Moderate  over 1 year ago

    Virtue is its own reward?

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    Jingles  over 1 year ago

    i have 40 year old toilet paper holders. take a good look at your tp roll. there’s where ethics went over 25 years ago. doesn’t take a knife to change it any longer.

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    It seems to me that it could be a great form of corporate window dressing.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

     Great Oxymorons of Our Time

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    military intelligence

    Fox News

    business ethics

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    cmxx  over 1 year ago

    Everybody has ethics. Their ethics may not match mine—or yours—but even so, their ethics are still ethics. If you don’t think so, please look up “ethics” in a dictionary. Quick link to one: merriam-webster.com.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 1 year ago

    Ethics are important and would be useful in any milieux.

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    Interventor12  over 1 year ago

    Plenty of expensive, useless majors taught.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 1 year ago

    Yeah, right .. well, go on, prof ..

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    eddi-TBH  over 1 year ago

    You can make a good living scamming corporations by offering ethics training to their employees and skipping management and the executive suites entirely. I went through three variations of ethics classes during a 35 year career. Never saw a manager even look in the door. Did see a bunch arrested for criminal activity that was supposed to be unethical according to those classes.

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    eddi-TBH  over 1 year ago

    1) Write a book on the lack of modern ethics. 2) Become a business ethics pundit on TV. 3) Tutor business majors to fake ethics for their MBA.

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    Spacetech  over 1 year ago

    Work for the Federal Government.. Ethics Officer

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    cherns Premium Member over 1 year ago

    1. Newspaper columnist: https://www.nytimes.com/column/the-ethicist

    2. Ethical murderer: https://the-blacklist.fandom.com/wiki/The_Ethicist

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    Isenthor1978  over 1 year ago

    SEE Philosophy In The 21st Century

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    Actually many ruthless companies like to have an “ethicist” listed in the company directory. It’s sort of a dishonorary position. :)

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    bakana  over 1 year ago

    The same can be said for Economists.

    My college economics professor said so.

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