Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 11, 2023

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    FreihEitner Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Surprise! :-)

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    oldpine52  over 1 year ago

    Close.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Automatic bidet.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    he’s enema for a surprise

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    SHIVA  over 1 year ago

    A bidet for dogs??!!

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 1 year ago

    He thought he got it, butt…

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Danger! Stand back!

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Up for a cleansing?

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    That’s going to ruin his day.

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    So close and yet so far.

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Sit!

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    Courage the Cowardly Dog!  over 1 year ago

    Woop wooop woooop!!!!!

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    potfarmer  over 1 year ago

    NMA

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    papajim545  over 1 year ago

    Cover your 6

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Not quite…

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    wongo  over 1 year ago

    Wuh oh!

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    He’s at the root of it all….not!

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  over 1 year ago

    This is what’s known as a “rude awakening”

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    bidet

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    Dogtreat Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ooo, ouch.

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    scote1379 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Got Prep ?

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    stamps  over 1 year ago

    A big day at the bidet.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Keep your friends close and your enemas closer.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Even dogs have their good days and bidets.

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    cactusbob333  over 1 year ago

    Seconds later, he will be shooting back.

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    His “water” or the sprinkler water? :)

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    bobpeters61  over 1 year ago

    I guess that’s one way to express a gland dogs have.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Doggie bidet for that real feeling of clean, no way he’s mistaking that baby tree…

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Yahtzee!

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    Widdershins  over 1 year ago

    That close! :)

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    Shikamoo Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He’ll get it in the end!

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    Znox11  over 1 year ago

    As I was reading this, I could hear a Morgan Freeman voiceover saying, “But alas, he did not remember correctly.” *

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    gmu328  over 1 year ago

    either a bummer or delightful surprise

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