Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 22, 2023

Somebody that lands with you: co-lander.

Don’t hurt yoursieve.

And they are what was left.

Business failing, balance sheet full of holes.

Their new ideas do not hold water.

They need to filter their ideas a little more before acting on them.

Your story is full of holes.

Finding it hard to get through to them?

I, myself feel drained!

And somebody keeps leaking memos.

Push through it.

They’re losing money like a sieve.

I sieve where you’re coming from.

As Red Skeleton said “I’m straining my voice.”

Did somebody sieve the company’s assets? :)

Look to the future and don’t dwell on the pasta.

He should have taken the A-train, instead.

You know what they say, “Sieve the day!”

Well, face it… the original idea was full of holes.

Maybe they should sift gears.

His coworkers are looking at him like, “Yeah, that wasn’t really funny the first 10 times you said it.”