Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 05, 2023

bravo, Poncho

Well….. the typical single-tailed goldfish can easily survive for 10 to 15 years in a large aquarium and up to 20 years in a pond under the right conditions. Not sure which breed Poncho is, but dogs rarely grow older than 15 years…

Poncho who is your Lawyer ? Hudson ? Boomer ?

What does a 40-foot-tall marble statue weigh?

Only 40ft? Come on Poncho. Think bigger. Your face on the statue of liberty. That’s more like it.

Poncho cares so much about other people feelings.

Of course Fish will die first. How many has Poncho accidentally killed over the years?

You’re absolutely right, Fish. :)

Goldfish have shorter life spans than dogs. Find another executor, Poncho.