Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 05, 2023

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    blunebottle  over 1 year ago

    Or not.

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    angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Laughing. Very good.

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He’s feline you out.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    a swipe left, and he’s history…

    a swipe right, and her laptop crashes to the floor

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    What cat not sleeping on laptop? This is fake news!

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It’s cute he’s sitting on the laptop.

    Because cat.

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    Steverino Premium Member over 1 year ago

    This makes sense, because chat is French is cat.

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    He’s watching you from a safe distance.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Hysterical!

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    JLChi  over 1 year ago

    I don’t get is. Is the woman dating a bald guy?

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It’s a great idea if he’s cat allergic (or if the cat is bald guy allergic).

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    gammaguy  over 1 year ago

    If he finally says he likes you, he won’t be lion.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Thanks Mark, that is absolutely funny, who’da thought!…

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    They could try a video cat app, but he’ll just get the Zoomies.

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    Eli zabelle  over 1 year ago

    You can speed things up. Just pick up one of those salmon canapés.

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