Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 02, 2023

My alma mater once just missed the NCAA March Madness basketball tourney but won the NIT. Some wag said it was the prize for the 51st best team in the country. The NIT used to be the premier college basketball tournament, but got eclipsed by the NCAA in the 1970s.

Who’s on “fourth?”

They also make a “participant” foam hand, but it doesn’t sell very well.

LOL! Right up their ally. They sure know who to point fingers at…

I wonder if they make a foam-finger version of the Vulcan salute?

I am pretty tired of the whole “we’re number one because we’re louder” thing.

And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt

thou take out the Holy Pin.Then, shalt thou count to three, no more,no less.Three shalt be the number thou shaltcount, and the number of the countingshalt be three.Four shalt thou not count,nor either count thou two, excepting thatthou then proceed to three.Five is right out.Once the number three,being the third number, be reached, thenlobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade ofAntioch towards thy foe, who beingnaughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Uh, duh, huh ?…

This is the company with the slogan, “You can always count on us to give you the finger.”