Bunch of shootings yesterday. Another normal day in Murica. The good part of this, and I hate to say it is good, is eventually everyone will have someone shot that they know and love. Maybe and I say maybe they may start going for gun control. Trouble being that gun lovers really really really love their guns more than friends or family.
I just recently got a tick embedded in my navel and developed a bright red bullseye Lyme disease rash around it. I’m switching to full automatic and then calling in napalm and white phosphorus.
Panel three implies that Verne felt Fred bite him. I have had lots of ticks attached to me and I have never felt the bite to know they were there. Mosquitoes on the other hand – ouch!
Chris Rock had the solution to gun control in a bit he did a few years ago. You can make guns as cheap as you like but charge like $1000 for each and every bullet. You might still get the occasional shooting but that guy probably really deserved it.
allen@home over 1 year ago
It’s a tick you two. Shoot it.
GreasyOldTam over 1 year ago
Careful, boys. Guns are the leading cause of death among cartoon characters. Wouldn’t want to spoil someone’s breakfast.
Ellis97 over 1 year ago
They will abuse those guns for sure.
juicebruce over 1 year ago
Lads first learn how to hold a firearm properly ;-)
hariseldon59 over 1 year ago
I don’t think ticks are insects.
Chithing Premium Member over 1 year ago
That’s not an armed response, that’s overkill.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 1 year ago
Bunch of shootings yesterday. Another normal day in Murica. The good part of this, and I hate to say it is good, is eventually everyone will have someone shot that they know and love. Maybe and I say maybe they may start going for gun control. Trouble being that gun lovers really really really love their guns more than friends or family.
22Wu33/es Premium Member over 1 year ago
RJ, you do know ticks are mites, not insects….
CaveCat87 over 1 year ago
When’s the last time we saw Fred the wood tick?
rossevrymn over 1 year ago
Next, get a door and close it and wait for your neighbor to knock on it.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
It does make me wonder what is the “magic number” of body count before guns stop being funny.
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
I just recently got a tick embedded in my navel and developed a bright red bullseye Lyme disease rash around it. I’m switching to full automatic and then calling in napalm and white phosphorus.
Csaw Backnforth over 1 year ago
Panel three implies that Verne felt Fred bite him. I have had lots of ticks attached to me and I have never felt the bite to know they were there. Mosquitoes on the other hand – ouch!
brooklyn51 over 1 year ago
Chris Rock had the solution to gun control in a bit he did a few years ago. You can make guns as cheap as you like but charge like $1000 for each and every bullet. You might still get the occasional shooting but that guy probably really deserved it.
Ron Bauerle over 1 year ago
How many years ago was it that Verne accidentally shot RJ?