Close to Home by John McPherson for June 17, 2023

You trying to be a little naughty again, Bleeb.

that’s a hairy situation!

Just a hairline crack.

I had a classmate like that. Without a shirt, he looked like he was wearing a black sweater..

Be glad it shut you out.

Got a couple of candidates right here for ya:

https://comicskingdom.com/zits/2023-06-11

Not going in there.

What is she doing there?

I ani’t touching this one. Not with a ten foot pole……..

Like EWE!

They’re in pursuit of hair remover!

I can accept that some people are hairier; it doesn’t bother me. But shouldn’t they have SOME clothing on? I mean, top-to-bottom hair sticking out does seem to be a bit over-exposed.

BTW, pool’s closed until further notice.

Wow! There’s gonna be some horrible screams when the elevator starts to move!

She’d better back up quite a bit, when the elevator does start to move, there’s gonna be a hairball like you ain’t never seen!

Now I hear The Cowsills singing Hair.

Way to go, Bleeb. Finishing out the week on a high note.

John, thank you for the vocabulary word for the day. A good word for a spelling bee.

A REALLY good one Mr McP!!!!

Had to look it up:hairy.“their hirsute chests”

You’d think all that extra hair would be nice and furry, right? Nope.

She asked him why Why I’m a hairy guy I’m hairy noon and nighty-night night My hair is a fright

Hockey players grow them after the regular season. Some are awesome.

I didn’t know Horace the Horse had such a hairy butt.

I don’t care how much you saved, next time just go to the salon and get a “back, sack and crack wax.”

I’ll take the next elevator…..

If the elevator fails, that guy (or gal!) will have a hairy crack-up.

A hair-raising experience. :)

Better get the hedge clippers…..

Oh, for the want of good old “Burma Shave”.

I think I’ll take another elevator, in another building.

Is she an honorary member…

Do hirsute mammary glands count for membership?…

Bleeb hopes that she’s not overly hirsute!

Wow. It’s like the 1970s all over again.

I’ve been wondering why Bleep is usually found hiding around women’s ankles?

LOLOL — My late significant other was like this; he took his 16 yr old daughter on a cruise and they had a ‘hairiest man’ contest; she entered him and he won! LOLOL