Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 27, 2023

Send him to the “elocution” chair.

I like his version better.

“You use your words (your way) and I’ll use my words (my way).”

Perhaps we could have a further conversation about this when the sun touches the horizon later on in the day. Would you be able to meet me then for a discussion and debate on the town square?

Have to watch out what you say or it could put you into an ongoing defecation situation

Go dig for water under an outhouse : > ]

Queensbury rules…

" What’re ya, yella?"

“Yeah, ’cause I just peed myself.”

He’s not fluent in hick.

I don’t think I’ve encountered “them’s” in any other phrase, except when preceded by “one of.”

He’s drinking Pepto Bismol? Must be spiked with vodka.

Smart move — by the time the guy figures out what Chester is saying, Chester will be long gone.