Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 11, 2023

Wait until those hairs get wound around the gears.

Spoken too soon?

If it learns how to bark at badgers, you really will be in deep trouble!

That’s not a scalp massage, Ralph. You must have a bad case of dandruff.

What hairs? lol

Ralph is a bonehead

so dumb it made me laugh

Plus it gets rid of all that dandruff.

And Wally’s thinking ‘That sucks’.

I’ve heard they’re good for cleaning rugs