Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for July 12, 2023

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    Ida No  over 1 year ago

    Daughter: "Gramps, we faked that whole “earth is round” thing. We win."

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    Algolei I  over 1 year ago

    “Dad, I’m not really here right now. And I’m not sure which one of us is faking that.”

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    Differentname  over 1 year ago

    Old joke. Fred spent his whole life trying to get to the bottom of the JFK assassination. He died alone and friendless, in a tiny apartment full of documents and notes.

    When he gets to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter greets him and tells him he can ask God any question he likes.

    “Who was behind killing President Kennedy?”

    God looks down at Fred. “My child, Oswald acted alone.”

    Fred turns and walks away, muttering “Wow, I never realized how deep the conspiracy really was!”

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    Buoy  over 1 year ago

    The only thing we are faking these days is intelligence; and not very well at that.

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    jmcenanly  over 1 year ago

    Faking a Lunar landing is relatively easy as you cannot go outside and see the astronauts on the Moon. With the Station, you can see it when it passes over as it is the third brightest object in Earth’s sky after the Sun and Moon

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