Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for July 25, 2023

There is already a “robodog” in existence.

What number is it to bark randomly?

I hate those menus give me a person who will pick-up the phone.

ask not what your country can bark for you, ask what you can bark for your country

“Pls hold. Your bark is important to us.”

Mail Carriers, please.

To repeat these messages, bark incessantly.

If you want to bark at a passing car, press 4.If you want to bark at the mailman, press 5.If you want to bark for no good reason, press 6.

If you want to bark at the person breaking into the house, press “0”.

Bad enough that we humans have to put up with those menus. This is cruelty to animals!

Everyone has adapted to social distancing. Dogs need to make concessions too

If you want to whine about the phone menu… sorry. We suggest you circle three times, plop down and sigh. Or rip an entire roll of toilet paper apart and scatter it throughout the house.

Parrots talk to Alexa, this is the logical next step in technology we neither want nor need but are going to HAVE regardless.