Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for August 09, 2023

And her catch seems to be akin to her black dress: it is black and while wet gets tight around her mid section ;-p

If you just want to get away from the spouse and drink beer why do you even need a hook on the line?

Broomie and her new main squeeze…

It’s not that easy being green

Having to spend each day the color of the leaves

When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow or gold

Or something much more colorful like that

It’s not easy being green

You get eaten by so many other ordinary things

And people tend to pass you over ‘cause you’re

just hanging out over the flashy sparkles of water

By an octopus in the sky

But green’s the color of Spring

And green can be cool and friendly-like

And green can be big like an ocean, or important

Like a mountain, or tall like a tree

When green is all there is to be

It could make you wonder why, but why wonder why

Wonder, I am green and it’ll do fine, it’s beautiful

And I think it’s what I want to be

I hope so too, Broomie.

Turn around would be fair play…..

“We don’t want to eat the fish, we just want to make it late for something.” Mitch Hedberg.

You’re a witch Broomie. Turn him into calamari.

Sometimes the fisher becomes the fished.

I would think a ZAP while you’re in the water would be EXTRA painful!

If I catch fish, I practice release into my stomach. A little butter, garlic, salt & pepper makes a fine meal.

“Release the kraken!”

“How about you tell the kraken to release me!?”

she doesn’t look tasty for sure…

Is the angry-looking black Giant Octopus an enforcer for the protection of small-fry fishies? A Vigilante of the Sea?