The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 16, 2023

she’s not just another pretty face, or body for that matter!

The fact I have no eyes makes it impossible, too.

That’s such a transparent excuse.

Sure, you have a girlfriend named Sue, and you’re just helping her drink that.

“To tell you the truth, Reed, I never thought that you were all that fantastic anyway.”

Reed’s been stretched to his limit.

You look charming in this light.

No, literally, I can’t!

I don’t see this relationship going any further.

This is fantastic

She hasn’t quite got the concept of ghosting someone.

Don’t Reed her wrong! She might Storm about these Grim tidings. She may have some Thing to say about this!

Ooh today’s comic is a bit of a stretch.

Best rendition of her I’ve ever seen! So realistic!

Henny Youngman Lives!!!

I called my doctor and tried to make an appointment because I thought I was becoming invisible. He told me that he couldn’t see me anymore.

As has been observed by scientific sticklers since the publication of H. G. Wells’s The Invisible Man back in 1897, a truly invisible person would also have transparent retinas and thus be completely blind, since light rays would pass right thru them.

I still prefer Marvel movies. DC movies are just too dark.

Oh, too morally ambiguous, huh?

No, it’s the lighting – I literally can’t see what’s going on!

I’m looking through you, where did you go…

No, it’s just that they’re rebooting our movie again and there are new actors.

She’s not supposed to be constantly, involuntarily invisible. Then again, real skunks aren’t supposed to be constantly stinky, and that hasn’t stopped Pepe Le Pew.

He’s flexible, but he can see right through you.

She’s clearly not into you!

“I can honestly say the suit doesn’t make your rear end look big.”

But I’m naked under my cloak.

She’s having a thing with Thing.

I can’t see you any more and I can’t see you any less.

I can’t see you here and I can’t see you there. I can’t see you anywhere.

I can’t see you near. I can’t see you far. I just can’t see you, Sue-you-are.

Pretty much straight from the 1st movie with Jessica Alba… <3 #MYSUESTORM

It’s not you, it’s me. No, wait, it is you…

Well then, feel me, a little lower, that’s it…l