The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 17, 2023

Does he need Rogaine of cow manure?

Seems like this should have appeared last fall. July is 11 months away.

I can see it’s from 2017, but probably not August 2017.

He’s lucky he isn’t losing his toga, too.

Didn’t it turn into some pretty cool colors first?

It’s a deciduous thing.

Would you like to taste my niblets?

Oh, Look! He’s got aphids.

Isn’t that the Jolly Green Giant? "Ho! Ho! Ho!!

HO HO HO!

As long as he keeps the kitchen cut green beans coming I’m happy.

Ho, ho, ho!

except it’s August

We’re in August. He should be lusher.

If not, there’s LeafClub for Men.

Chi chi chi chia!

His body foliage must not be deciduous.

Why is she wearing an apron?

The relationship is in trouble. He just vegetates.

He’s the Spear that Britney doesn’t talk about!

Don’t tell me that’s his birth mom.

What happened to his jolly “HO_HO_HO?”

Wait…SHE’S married to HIM!

The Valley of the Jolly Green Giant is in Minnesota, where they speak with a bit of a Norskie accent. Due to a tragic misunderstanding involving Little Sprout, the Big Guy was hauled into court on a morals charge after he was overheard musing that he’d like to play with the Green Boy Pėckers.

Just leave it alone.

He doesn’t seem very jolly.

He doesn’t use a brush to style his coiff, he use a HO HO HO.

Is that his wife or his ho, ho, ho?