Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 14, 2023

So bad, he had to “palaver” {pull over} to a “pest” stop.

Do you have a receipt?

You’ll need to answer some probing questions first

Walmart!

Poor puppy.

Sorry. No returns on that particular specimen.

Sorry, you’re stuck with him.

Aha. Just what the alien astronut theorists had always suspected!

“No Deposit, No Return!!!” (And they’re not recyclable either)

The Ransom of Red Chief…

I’m sorry Sir, we don’t take back probed humans! Sorry.

Cows are much less trouble.

Sometimes it pays to be annoying.

Wait. that looks just like a creator on GoComics, sorry no GoComic returns, just dump him…

just curious, but is it possible to be endearingly annoying…?