Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for September 14, 2023

Put it in a lobster trap.

This is the solution I figured he should have the first time.

Phoenix83 saw this coming yesterday!

Quite a plot.

Oh, no. How can the lagoon tolerate two Hawthorns. YIKES!

Two Hawthornes? The world is not safe!

You would have old Hawthorn and new claw-spawn Hawthorn. Both a-holes I’m sure.

If Aaron Rodgers had actually gotten a COVID shot instead of just being immunized, then maybe he could have grown a new Achilles tendon.

Too much competition.

It “HAD” to be a spider …… why couldn’t it have been a butterfly …… :)

We learned that in the Boy Scouts and while camped at the beach were able to catch blue crabs by the zillions and snapped of one pincher and threw the crab back. Then sometime after midnight we had a crab boil along with french fries cooked in an old coffee can with bacon grease. Summertime and the living was good.

And in the distance, someone at Truluck’s screams “What is on this claw?!?!?! It looks an awful lot like that spot on my foot!”

Burn it down, salt the ground where it stood… then nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Dear lord. There could be TWO Hawthornes?! Better burn both the crab and the claw just to be safe.

Haha! (＾▽＾)