Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 04, 2023

The food is sky walking!

Those are not the snacks and beer you’re looking for.

May the force beer with you.

I think that toast is a bit on the Dark Side

You’re not my father.

A hard re-boot oughta do it! You have a hard boot right there!

It counts as practice.

Send threepio to Tochi Station for your laundry.

C4PO

Going for the Jabba look, Luke?

Well, C-3PO, since you wouldn’t fetch them for him…

C-3POs head is on the auction block…wonder what happened to the rest of him?

Star Wars! You and I are on the same (comic) page, Mr. Whamond

Luke, I am your lager.

The two droids are the only characters to make it through all 9 of the movies.

Okay, I’ll say it: “May the farce be with you” …!

Use your powers or lose them.

Practice is Practice. Will he get a C-4PO?

May the fridge be with you.

He’s going to get P.O.ed and start running around with his hands in the air like a girl … not that there’s anything wrong with that.

obi wannabee

I took my light saber umbrella to the Courthouse this morning. I got lots of compliments :-)

No, it’s not a good idea, C-3PO. It’s a GREAT idea!

Hey, if you have the power, why not use it? I’ve always figured that Superman and the Flash, among others, could get their housecleaning done in record time, and why not?

That is not the answer C3P0 was looking for.

one does need to practice their powers and it is not for personal gain