This seems to be the beginning of the real Halloween story arc. As I said over a month ago, the ouija board arc would have been appropriate for Halloween.
And, yes, that sentiment is not expressed in any of Doyle’s stories.
But I love the line for that very reason. That, and the fact that it always makes me think of the apocryphal story about Gertrude Stein doing her impression of Groucho Marx.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?”
Watson pondered for a minute.
“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.”“Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.”“Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.”“Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.”“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.”“What does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!”
“It may be that you are not yourself luminous, but that you are a conductor of light. Some people without possessing genius have a remarkable power of stimulating it.”
enigmamz about 1 year ago
She’s making a BIG assumption about the level of Friend she’s achieved.
Ida No about 1 year ago
And if you have mental candy, you must be sure to Mental Floss every night.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 1 year ago
I think they should ALL dress as Sherlock Holmes and fake her out.
SteveHL about 1 year ago
I call dibs on being Watson. (Yes, I do realize that I’m about a millennium too old for the part.)
Suny about 1 year ago
This year for Halloween I plan on taking my mask off!
Calvinist1966 about 1 year ago
This seems to be the beginning of the real Halloween story arc. As I said over a month ago, the ouija board arc would have been appropriate for Halloween.
VanLaser about 1 year ago
“Elementary”, heh heh
Tigrisan Premium Member about 1 year ago
Good grief, Rose, be kid for a day!
Michael Jones about 1 year ago
Watson will be?
E.Z. Smith Premium Member about 1 year ago
The game is afoot!
Darth Stevious about 1 year ago
I do food costumes mostly so since Halloween’s on a Tuesday, this year I will be a taco.
crookedwolf Premium Member about 1 year ago
I guess we don’t find out if he retrieved the balloon..
colinmac2 about 1 year ago
I know whose house is getting egged.
jschumaker about 1 year ago
Spud could be Watson, Wallace could be Mycroft Holmes, and Amelia could be Moriarity
jimmjonzz Premium Member about 1 year ago
“Quick, Watson, the needle!”
And, yes, that sentiment is not expressed in any of Doyle’s stories.
But I love the line for that very reason. That, and the fact that it always makes me think of the apocryphal story about Gertrude Stein doing her impression of Groucho Marx.
Trond Sätre Premium Member about 1 year ago
Rose, I cannot even begin to tell you how much that is not helping!
nsr60 about 1 year ago
If Rose is Sherlock, Spud would be a natural as Watson, Wallace (or Sterling) could play Moriarty, and Amelia would make a perfect Irene Adler.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 year ago
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?”
Watson pondered for a minute.
“Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.”“Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.”“Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.”“Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.”“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.”“What does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!”
StoicLion1973 about 1 year ago
I’m calling it; Rose is related to that annoying Caufield kid from Frazz. She’s just not smug and self-righteous like he is.
Ida No about 1 year ago
My Take:
Rose – Holmes
Moriarty – Sterling or Amelia
Mycroft – Wallace
Lestrade – Spud
Irene Adler – Amelia or Sterling
Watson – The seagull
- The Story – The Search for the Lost Red Sea Glass!
scyphi26 about 1 year ago
Rose, honey, we appreciate the dedication but…nobody’s going to care enough for this.
ilovecomics*infinity about 1 year ago
Rose is awesome
BFletch651 about 1 year ago
“It may be that you are not yourself luminous, but that you are a conductor of light. Some people without possessing genius have a remarkable power of stimulating it.”
Sick burn, Sherlock.
trainnut1956 about 1 year ago
Wait, Sherlock Holmes DIDN’T say “Come here, Watson! I want you!”???
raybarb44 about 1 year ago
Or work, your choice. Then again, being the smartest of the bunch, she may have a trick or two up her sleeve…..
Mike Baldwin creator about 1 year ago
So put that in your pipe and smoke it.
SallyLin about 1 year ago
Rose, you may have an unexpected lesson here yourself.
joe.altmaier about 1 year ago
Spud and Wallace are of one mind on this.
Teto85 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Mental candy? Alimentary, my dear Watson.