Last Kiss by John Lustig for November 17, 2023

Oh, yeah? Watch me. Or… don’t.

He can run, but he can’t hide…

Wrong on both counts.

You’ll find him having you served with a court restraining order.

“Next time, I’ll know better! (Mother was right.) When I go to show him the ring I picked out … I’ll immediately attach it to his nose!”

If he’s perfect at hiding, how will you find him?

And this time I’ll make sure that the key to the handcuffs is out of reach.

I’m not hiding. Maybe you need to see an optometrist.

He’s probably hiding behind his wife. #AllTheGoodOnesAreTaken

If he’s smart he’s joined the French Foreign Legion

I’ve managed it this far.

Who says he’s hiding !

And how many of you egotistical guys are raising your hands right now, trying to make it easier to be found?

You must not be the perfect woman……?

Maybe hide-and-seek wasn’t the best game to play right now.

“Don’t ever leave me… because I will find you!”

With 4 Billion men on this planet, it’ll be like “where’s Waldo”.

A wonderful one, huh? You’re clearly not looking hard enough.

That is just what you think.

Did you notice that “girl” who just walked by?

Don’t count on it, babe! He’s long gone…..

She must looking for Mr. Right Amount.

We all know that John is the perfect man. If it wasn’t for these strips, our day wouldn’t be as exciting. He knows what we want!

Just go back to that last rock you turned over.

Hannibal Lecter?