Close to Home by John McPherson for November 18, 2023

Watch out Bleeb…don’t want to get crushed when they lower the mattress!

Maybe Bleeb’s the one holding the mattress up!

They are giving him Mountain Dew!

Someone is missing the kale smoothie they brought for their lunch.

Make sure you have your car keys!

Hi, there, little well-behaved alien dude.

can i have the other ear bud so i can have stereo please

All the juicy gossip he must’ve heard

Her ear bud turned into his ear wick.

Well can you change the channel, I’m not really into this podcast.

Well, what’s everyone else’s excuse then????? Hiya Bleeb!!!!!!!! :)

Ha! No problem, just step on his foot, and the lid will open.

That’s not funny!

Cue Frau Blücher (horse neighing sound) playing a haunting song on a violin…

Good work John, truly, devilishly sick…

umm…so is that the good news? or the bad news??

Is that a Vulcan blood transfusion?

So it’s a good news/bad news thing right,,,,,,,

Earbuds with slick surfaces fall out at unexpected times and places. If you have never experienced this, you don’t know what it is like to have to make a quick decision to continue with whatever you are doing or try to catch a hundred dollars worth of hardware in midair.

The other one fell into his chest, now there’s a song in his heart.