Half Full by Maria Scrivan for November 17, 2023

She must have quite some grocer!

Witches these days use DoorDash.

Read the recipe? What fun is (there in) that?

She needs the recipe because too many eyeballs spoil the soup.

Haven’t you made this enough times by now to remember them?

Recently, my three year old granddaughter was constipated, and her mother gave her a mild laxative. After it worked, my granddaughter peered down into the bowl and said “That’s not good, that looks like a witche’s stew.”

Are those eyes of newts. All of those poor blind newts. Oh the humanity!

How long do I microwave this?

It looks like those eyes of newt are escaping the cauldron.

right?

Was it stir them in once they sink or swim? I can never remember, no matter how many times I make it.

Hurry, before it comes to a rolling boil….

you throw a piece on the wall. If it sticks-it’s done

I know exactly how you feel.

I always read the label but seldom remember what it said.