The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for December 14, 2023

Might be the elephant in the room.

Maybe the trainer deserved it.

And eats peanuts at the bar.

They not see the tantor in the room does they.

If that elephant is old enough to drink in a bar, it weighs a lot more than that.

Water for Elephants…most excellent book

The news anchor was correct. An adult male African bush elephants do weigh over 1200 pounds. Some weigh 10 times that much.

Someone needs to address the elephant in the room. Now I know where that saying came from

An 800 pound gorilla in disguise?

that’s a very strong barstool.

Racial profiling?

Who can it be now?

I love the eyes looking up and innocent!! LOL!!

I hope they catch the guy! I’m just a Republican enjoying a drink.

Didn’t train him very well, did he?

Somewhat surprised they included skin color in the description.

“Look man, it wasn’t me. Check with Dumbo. He has been in a really dark place since that recent movie came out. Ruined his legacy.”

The elephant in the room.

The elephant’s innocent! The foolish circus trainer let down his guard, and the enraged bull circus trampled him, quick as a limpet!

“It was an accident, honest! There was a mouse and I jumped with shock, without realising he stood behind me.”“Fifteen times?!?”“There were many mice…”

Is the elephant’s name Mary or Topsy?

hopefully the elephant in the room doesn’t become a mean trunk.

It’s all a misunderstanding. He was trying a new act, getting the elephant to sit in his lap and she slipped.

Can’t be him, he’s not an ounce over 1075 pounds.