Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 04, 2024

soooo …. should I start baking this too??

The bananas weren’t okay. They were mushy.

But banana bread is how we eat last week’s bananas next week.

Oh, I’ll come check on you. But you better be cutting me a slice of that. And be sure to call me if you’re having a MEGA-crisis. That’s when you bake two loaves of zucchini bread just for me.

I have made “bread” out of many different fruits and vegetables, just for kicks. Could that be the source of my creeping paranoia???

I am headed over for a slice of that banana bread.

Bananas, though delicious, have too much potassium for my body to handle.

I like to make chocolate chip banana bread.

I am not OK…..you are not OK…..but….that’s OK!!!!!!

Therefore I’m OK cause I don’t make banana bread.

If I ever tell anyone I am baking banana bread, please understand that is is my code that I am in dire trouble and bad guys are listening, so please send the police and fire and rescue to my home immediately.

I dislike banana bread, zucchini bread, strawberry bread, etc.

Aunty, at what point in your life were you ever okay?

When she found a couple of forgotten boxes of 5L wine.