Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for January 06, 2024

It’s possible that 60 percent of people are direct descendants of Alexander the Great or Genghis Khan.

Viva le revolution!

King crabs are a totally different species and live in a totally different environment, i.e., arctic, but you don’t have to tell me it’s just a comic strip. Toomey likes to educate on sea stuff so factoids are welcome.

You only have as much authority as other people let you have.

They both know the definition of delusional. I’m impressed.

Hawthorne needs to lay off the Mug Root Beer.

Off with his shell!! (On second thought, NO!)

King crab? More like making him delicious

Very delusional.

Just ignore him, Fillmore, and he’ll go away.

His last name must be trump.

Don’t feel so bad Hawthorne …… I know Humans that are just as delusional as you are …… :)

“Halt, commoner!”

Hawthorne is delusional. There’s nothing “common” about Fillmore.

Shouldn’t Hawthorne be wearing the crown on his butt like he wears hats?

Get the drawn butter!

“Royalty”: just a bunch of inbreds with a brutal ancestor.

Shall we dip you in the ceremonial royal garlic-butter?

Stuff the scepter where the sun don’t shine!