Strange Brew by John Deering for January 12, 2024

Ah, the horn of the dilemma.

He can use voice.

Those teeny tiny buttons … lots of us can relate. Two letters forward, one delete back.

Cue the elephant jokes…

At least, help Tantor set up his ringtone. He wants it to be Tarzan’s yell (the classic one, done by Johnny Weissmuller).

Hmmm, actually wouldn’t the prehensile trunk be good at texting?

Buy the incidental damage coverage.

Oh, some elephants text. All. The. Time.

(though they do have trouble with spelling – see ‘covfefe’)

Nope.

Elephants walk on their toes.

I’m going with Darwin here: survival of the fittest. Given how important texting is to the mating rituals of young people. Those who text the best will be the fittest and reproduce to pass on their genes. This means we will evolve into a race of large-thumbed people.

On some future street corner a bunch of teen boys are hanging out when a girl walks by and one of then nudges the other and says, “Get a load of the THUMBS on her!”

He doesn’t need to text anything; he’ll just remember it.

Ummm yeah….seeing I have big feet! ☺️

Knowing your customers IS the first rule of sales…….

Hilarious! You crushed it!

Voice texting would work.

No, no, just give him a stylus from an old Blackberry!

When it comes to texting, I’m all thumbs