Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 05, 1999

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PC: You have mail! Clayton: Oh boy! Email from Santa! PC: Dear Clayton, while reviewing your Christmas list...I have noted the number of times you were mean to your sister this past year. 84. Seven times on the fifth of August alone! You rarely listened to the baby-sitter...you weren't completely honest about the "missing" video-game instructions...and on six occasions you said you had no homework when you did! That about covers it, unless there's something else you'd like to add, Santa. Clayton: Dear Santa, Yes! Please put on my list some of those awesome surveillance gadgets you used on me!!