Close to Home by John McPherson for February 03, 2024

Bleeb has his Halo. So he’s good to go.

Just another gated community.

Thought that was Red Bull.

You’ll still need your glasses in Heaven. But you can get them from either Lens-Ever-After-Crafters or Pearle-y Gates Vision.

Look Mom! I can fly!

Is this The Good Place?

If you’re new in Heaven… your seagull wings will be delivered in 2-3 business days. Unless of course, you have Prime!

So how bout that new price increase on Prime tv??? Gotta pay extra $3/month for viewing without the commercials.

Bezos wouldn’t be approved as sponsor of Heaven but I bet he’d fit right in and get a good deal in sponsoring Hell.

Oh please! And no AI either!

Can my playlists be stored in iCloud…physically? Lol

Is that one of the golden arches in the background?

Signed, Sealed, Delivered Amen!

Halo Infinite would be a good sponsor.

Heaven can’t wait.

Is there a montly fee?

They sure keep us busy up here, though.

They were in their prime, now they’re DEAD, that’s for dealing wid amazon…

I figured they’d be partnered with the other guy downstairs.