Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for April 19, 2024

that should be fitted “elsewhere”

It is something you get from the Red Cross Frequent Donor Program.

It feels like that sometimes.

I think I have a couple of teaspoons left.

I’m glad the artist didn’t draw blood.

I suspect that Dracula has taken the place of the doctor, a la the wolf sitting in for Grandma in Little Red Riding Hood. “Why, Doctor, what big fangs you have!”

Good thing he’s not a stone. If he were, there’d be no getting any blood from him.