Kliban by B. Kliban for February 14, 2024

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    danketaz Premium Member 10 months ago

    That ought to set your muffler to backfiring.

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    Cpeckbourlioux  10 months ago

    Awesome.

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    PraiseofFolly  10 months ago

    It’s gotten so a self-respecting Eskimo citizen can’t even take his fish for a walk. Well, he (or she) is probably mukluky things haven’t turned violent.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 10 months ago

    Chill, dude!

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    Differentname  10 months ago

    H.P. Lovecraft was pretty racist. One of his more WTF lines was when he went off on the ‘degenerate Eskimos.’

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    Prof. Mementomori's Traveling Reincarnation Show  10 months ago

    Moral: Leave your fish at home when you go for a walk — especially on a hot summer day.

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    Slap him with the fish.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 10 months ago

    At least.. she’s got a reason to smell like a fish.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 10 months ago

    (S)he’s just angry because (s)he propositioned him but he wasn’t inuit.

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