Crankshaft by Tom Batiuk and Dan Davis for March 31, 2024

Pmm’s line isn’t “What are you doing, Dad?” The last time anything this miraculous happened on Easter, every Roman soldier in the area swore nothing happened.

“Is the game on already?” Umm, you are aware that college basketball games, like most sporting events, have fixed start times that are advertised in the TV schedule, are you not, Mr. Blue Bombers fan Jfff?

Also, hahaha, it’s funny because no grrll would ever be interested in college basketball (Caitlin who?).

Umm, you are aware that sometimes even the best of us (not sure if that includes you or not!) lose track of time? Also, I would bet that some grrlls really don’t care about college basketball (men’s or women’s)!

If there is a cure, these guys don’t want it.

Six panels of people wishing they were doing anything else. COMEDY!

Miss Lois Flagston kvetching over weekly football? Batiuk’s got ya covered!

1) March Madness? Better hurry!

2) Do they actually do Sunday sports on Easter Sunday? (An honest question. I don’t follow sports.)

3) I’m going to skip the “madness” and opt for sanity.

Yeah, they moved it to April but Money Madness has no time limitations.

Pmmm needs to pick up the popcorn Jeff dropped and take her leave

Indeed! There are two RARE blue popcorn kernels!

Ha ha! Wives sure do hate sports!

Watching basketball has to be one of the worst things ever!

No way, Pmmmm

………..a state of frenzied or chaotic activity. Oh for the love of college basketball!!!!!!!

Ed is clearly sedated.

Poor Ed only had one line today, and it wasn’t even an attempt at mispronouncing anything. He must be ill. Nobody could even manage a smirk. They all must have overdosed on Easter candy.

…feeling sorry for myself. March Madness ended around here last Thursday night.

There won’t be a cure for March Madness until there is no money for the schools to win (or, the gamblers tire of betting on it.)

time for the usfl not really

March Madness is a ploy to make something of the sport of basketball in college and, thus, rake in money from the public. Nice name, though.

So do a lot of us.

This for sure, Cranky knows when to keep his mouth closed!

Yah Blue Bombers!!!! 2 – 2 in the last 4 Grey Cups. This last one was great. Montreal played quite a game.

Called death for avid fans and even then, lm sure they will still want to find out who won….

All of us wish that.

March Madness: in like a lion, out like a lamb

before the end of March, there will be 56 losing teams and supporters crying like lambs … bahhh bahhh bahhh