Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for March 23, 2024

No squirrel pancakes today?

Flat jack rabbits.

Road pizza, to go.

Is it fresh meat?

As a side you can get some windshield scrapings.

Next time, try the Woodchuck Cafe. It’s right off the main highway.

I’m glad you do these comics before breakfast. I don’t feel like eating afterwards.

I’ll pass the flat stripped cat.

No thank you.

The Possum Parmesan is exceptionally rancid.

Can I get an Armadillo Fra Diavolo to go?

What about Skunk a l’Orange?

It seems the critter pets are going Italian, today. I might join them with some Chef Boyardee.

Reminds me of the racehorse owner who finally picked what he felt was a winning name for his horse – Efagioli. When asked why that particular name, he confidently said, “Because no one goes Pasta e fagioli!”

Keep Clam and Carrion

I’ve seen a T-shirt saying “Road Kill Cafe.” It was a parody of the Hard Rock Cafe.

I’ll have the road toad a la mode with a side order of oodles of poodles.