Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 10, 2024

Patent “Vending”.

At those prices, I can only afford one-cent of advice.

A wooden box would have been quicker and cheaper!!!

Now you have to pay to speak at a lectern.

A penny for your thoughts.

Eh no thankses. Me bearly has money to buys foods even in first place.

I’ll save my $2 and buy one of these things. Should clean right up!!

In an Election Year, yet!!

shrinkflation

Inflation is like that. When first married, our weekly food budget was $10. Can’t buy lunch for one for $10 now.

he wants to get 4 cents worth for four bucks…

Hmmm, I always wondered where I’d get my two-cents worth! Who knew it was a vending machine!?

Now if I could just find the “Penny-For-Your-Thoughts” and the “That-and-a-Dime” vending machines.

We don’t have pennies in Canada any more. I guess it would have to be five cents worth.

Deposit $2.00 to say your $0.02 worth. Seems like a rip-off to me.

I’m going broke. I put my two cents worth in and get a penny back for my thoughts.

Inflation hit the two cents worth pretty hard!

$2? Even speech balloons have inflation!

The buck stops here. :)

My two cents worth costs two dollars? Did Mr. Baldwin get his cent sign and dollar sign mixed up?

You’ll get more than my 2 cents worth for this rip-off.

Is he going to use a two dollar bill?

Judging by his weight, he’s penny-wise but pound-foolish.

Nothin’ like payin’ for nonsense, and these days there are sooooooo many choices!

I’d rather have the coffee. It’s probably the better buy.

I’m pretty sure “your 2 cents worth” is something you put in and not something you take out.