… when he noticed that every shoot growing put of the ground was a four leaf shamrock. There were millions of them, spread out along both banks.
Being superstitious, the man assumed the place must be somehow imbued with an extraordinary amount of luck.
He sought out the owner of the land, and promptly bought it, spending everything he had to do so.
His plan was to build a small house at the site and thereby ensure he would be surrounded by good fortune for the rest of his life.
Sadly, while lifting smooth river stones to create the foundation of his dream home, he slipped on some mud, hit his head on a stone, was knocked unconscious, tumbled into the water, and drowned.
This conclusively proved to the townsfolk, that the location was not lucky at all.
Born under a bad sign, been down since the day I was born. If it weren’t for bad luck, I wouldn’t have no luck at all. ( Don’t remember who sang that blues song.)
dadthedawg Premium Member 8 months ago
Sometimes superstitions shield you from bad luck…..
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
Carpenters are very superstitious. How so, you ask?
They’re always knocking on wood.
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
A man was walking along a stream..
… when he noticed that every shoot growing put of the ground was a four leaf shamrock. There were millions of them, spread out along both banks.
Being superstitious, the man assumed the place must be somehow imbued with an extraordinary amount of luck.
He sought out the owner of the land, and promptly bought it, spending everything he had to do so.
His plan was to build a small house at the site and thereby ensure he would be surrounded by good fortune for the rest of his life.
Sadly, while lifting smooth river stones to create the foundation of his dream home, he slipped on some mud, hit his head on a stone, was knocked unconscious, tumbled into the water, and drowned.
This conclusively proved to the townsfolk, that the location was not lucky at all.
The moral of this story?
Don’t judge a brook by it’s clover.
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
I’m not superstitious…
…but I never walk under black cats.
Jayalexander 8 months ago
Why tempt the demons, I will not walk under a ladder, avoid the number 13, wish upon a shooting star. But NO! I don’t consider myself superstitious.
William North Premium Member 8 months ago
I’m glad to see that Muffy has returned
preacherman Premium Member 8 months ago
Muffy should be able to make her own luck, as she’s one bird with nice legs.
Steve Dallas 8 months ago
They’re trying hard with this new character but I’m not that impressed
LONNYMARQUEZ 8 months ago
and sometimes its just bad luck
Skeptical Meg 8 months ago
Run! Friday the thirteenth falls on a Saturday this month!
eric_harris_76 8 months ago
Stole my joke.
Doubt it was original with me.
In fact, I know it isn’t. I swiped Raymond M. Smullyan’s one about astrology and gave it a new paint job. Totally different, now.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 8 months ago
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” Michael Scott
pheets 8 months ago
If there is no REAL wood to be had, knock [your lucky number] on your head with your dominant hand. But I am not superstitious at all….
eced52 8 months ago
So Muffy is going to be a new central character instead of the random gold digger ?
michael3114 8 months ago
I guess Muffy is a new regular on the strip. Better than that stupid frog from Heathcliff.
samfran6-0 8 months ago
Born under a bad sign, been down since the day I was born. If it weren’t for bad luck, I wouldn’t have no luck at all. ( Don’t remember who sang that blues song.)
KEA 8 months ago
I’m not superstitious, but why tempt fate?
bobtoledo Premium Member 8 months ago
I’ve always believed in luck. As a salesman the harder I worked the luckier I got…
MichiganMitten 8 months ago
Mind. Blown.
Spoinkle 8 months ago
I’m not superstitious, knock on wood!