Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for March 25, 2024

I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!

It looks like things are about to get ugly. At least when it comes to hair.

He’s a pod alright.

It looks like a brand new hairbrush. Usually they’re fuzzier.

You gotta give him his props.

Who is this little girl and what have they done to the real Zoe?

“….Not that that will stop me.”

Where is my hairbrush…

Give him the brush-off.

Zoe can be your first guest. Now pretend you have a housewide PA system

Wanda will have to caller the Fuller brush man for a new one!

So don’t.

That’s a little yellow pot of green…. what?!?

Time to Ham it up. First topic: Boogers are not just for boys.

She may apply that hairbrush to Hammie’s backside for taking it without permission.

My wife has one of those spiky brushes—I tried using it, it felt as if I were smacking my head with a ping-pong paddle.

Now podcasting live – He’s on the hair.

….you know it’s bad when Zoe can’t even summon a tattle.

Zoe must be sick because there’s nothing too small, trivial, strange, etc. that Hammie does that she does think is not worthy of tattling on.

Says the girl that has danced around with her own hair brush as a microphone pretending to be a singer.

It looks a bit like a plumbus.

But she’ll do it anyway.

Who among us hasn’t sung into a hairbrush in our youth. What? Oh. Me neither…

I wonder what the podcast will be about?

Hammie must be bristling with excitement.

What would Hammie talk about in a podcast anyway? Self-inflicted injuries? Not bathing? Being annoying on purpose for fun?

Well, Hammie might not reach quite as large a cult, but he’s sure to make more sense than Joe Rogaine.

Oooh, Wanda is gonna be ticked off

No tattling, that has to be a first.

Well said Zoe.

Didn’t really harm mom’s hairbrush, so it would be dumb to tattle since mom would probably let him use it.

Who you going to reach Hammie? Mh