Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for April 12, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  8 months ago

    From Not Always Right: When Your Classmates Are Full of Hot Air

    I’m in class. One kid loudly burps and farts at the same time. This isn’t a quick “bleh” but a really long, drawn-out brrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaapppp, and an equally long, low frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt. It practically rattles the windows.

    The teacher turns and stares at the class.

    Teacher: “Who did that?”

    We all point at the guilty culprit, who looks very proud of himself.

    Teacher: “Look. Normally, I’d send you to the principal for being so disruptive, but… I’ve never had a kid burp and fart that loudly — and simultaneously at that! Go to the nurse so we can figure out what’s wrong with you, and maybe report to the biology department for vivisection after.”

    A few months later, I sat with the kid at lunch, and he told me his parents put him on a restrictive diet on the recommendation of the school nurse after that event.

    NOT my story

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    ddjg  8 months ago

    Funny! But easy to solve: “We’re home, ladies.”

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    uniquename  8 months ago

    Perhaps Cynthia, it’s a classy thing.

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    95  8 months ago

    “S” not “P” on the rear window pillar? Charles’ last name initial?

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    Jaymi Cee Premium Member 8 months ago

    Shouldn’t he be calling them “Miss” and Lucretia “Ma’am”?

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    Cozmik Cowboy  8 months ago

    One of my favorite B&C strips: Barn asks Charles “Do you feel that our professional relationship demeans you?” Charles answers “Oh, no Sir – quite the opposite” – and hides a sly grin as Barn says “Oh, good.”

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