Should he call the fire department?
Have a little lunch before you go?
Clearly not the same squirrel as the one that punched him.
Wait until you catch your first car. After you do you will have to figure out what to do with it.
Just go out on the branch a little farther. You’ll get back down right quick.
…Safely!
Amazing how quickly things turn around!
It’s the getting, not the having.
If that’s a flying squirrel you caught, you could hang glide to the ground.
Dire circumstances make bedfellows.
Good one!!
Variation on the old joke that raises the question of what the dog who chases cars would actually do with one if he caught it. I’ve been hearing it analogized to a specific political issue that’s very hot right now.
Poncho the other day
BE THIS GUY 7 months ago
Should he call the fire department?
goboboyd 7 months ago
Have a little lunch before you go?
uniquename 7 months ago
Clearly not the same squirrel as the one that punched him.
Daltongang Premium Member 7 months ago
Wait until you catch your first car. After you do you will have to figure out what to do with it.
prrdh 7 months ago
Just go out on the branch a little farther. You’ll get back down right quick.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 7 months ago
…Safely!
elgrecousa Premium Member 7 months ago
Amazing how quickly things turn around!
sccooley 7 months ago
It’s the getting, not the having.
mokspr Premium Member 7 months ago
If that’s a flying squirrel you caught, you could hang glide to the ground.
Old Tarf Premium Member 7 months ago
Dire circumstances make bedfellows.
AndrewSihler 7 months ago
Good one!!
paullp Premium Member 7 months ago
Variation on the old joke that raises the question of what the dog who chases cars would actually do with one if he caught it. I’ve been hearing it analogized to a specific political issue that’s very hot right now.
dfischer348 Premium Member 7 months ago
Poncho the other day