Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for May 15, 2024

There ought to be a law.

Ralph was smart enough to not show up.

WWSPS? (What would Stephan Pastis say?)

Dave, get a good lawyer and stay out of the pun-itentiary!

Should have got Snoopy to be your lawyer.

30 days in jail plus PUN-itive damages!

He’s lucky he got that judge, he misdemeanor judge.

That’s what Dave gets for always writing in all Capitals.

A king intended to execute his jester for making bad jokes, but changed his mind.

“No noose is good noose!” the jester joked.

So he hanged him anyway.

I wonder if Stefan Pastis would be a good Character Witness? (He’s Definitely a character!)

Has Dave puntificated on his crimes?

I suppose this judge is a critic, too. Why is he panning Dave’s play Onwards?

The joke’s on you, Dave.

Better than that Pasty guy.

String him up….

“National” Pun Day? ’round,these parts, EVERY day is Pun Day.Has been for quite a spell.

In a holding cell, next to Eightball and Weenus!!

Ha! You going away for a long rhyme, pal, save me a seat.

Dave doubles down…

A National Day specifically intended for Dave Whamond. Do you suppose he made it up?

Well at least there will never be a National BAD Pun Day!

Why?

There’s no such thing as a BAD Pun …❗️

Dave, exhibiting a high level of self-awareness.

Pastis is his cellmate.

Upun my word, Dave, the way you play with words is a crime.