Sister Marie Lawrence (Mary Larry) was small but mighty. She came from a family with five older brothers, and liked baseball. She could hit and pitch, in her younger days, with her young students on the playground at recess. She could, when appropriate, accurately pitch a chalkboard eraser at boys not paying attention at the back of her classroom.
Ratkin Premium Member 7 months ago
Let’s hope she gets in the habit.
Farceur 7 months ago
Sister Kathryn is going to pray for a new contract.
PraiseofFolly 7 months ago
Sister Marie Lawrence (Mary Larry) was small but mighty. She came from a family with five older brothers, and liked baseball. She could hit and pitch, in her younger days, with her young students on the playground at recess. She could, when appropriate, accurately pitch a chalkboard eraser at boys not paying attention at the back of her classroom.
The Orange Mailman 7 months ago
The hits were with rulers on knuckles.
comixbomix 7 months ago
And then they passed around the home plate.
sandpiper 7 months ago
Funny again today.
uniquename 7 months ago
So they won six-nun.
InTraining Premium Member 7 months ago
Pray tell, what’s her secret….?
ChessPirate 7 months ago
“How many errors in the game?”
“None.”
“Which one?”
“Which one what?”
“Who made the error?”
“It was none!”
“I know that, but who was it?”
[Sigh] “It was the player on First.”
“Ah, who’s on First…”
“What?”
(And you know how it goes from here…) ☺
darcyandsimon 7 months ago
Tee-hee!
tcmrr1 7 months ago
They beat the Jesuits, who were still arguing about the existence of the umpire.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
There were no bases stolen, it’s a sin.
JudyAz 7 months ago
Lincoln refused to attend the game, with that speech of his that ended “with malice toward nun”
Richard S Russell Premium Member 7 months ago
Would that have been Sister Kathryn Hepburn? She may have been a star at softball, but she Bogied a lot in golf.
norphos 7 months ago
I am not getting this joke yet.
gopher gofer 7 months ago
six? to think everyone said that they didn’t have a prayer…
KyleDrumann 7 months ago
Once, Ron Woods was on first and Ron Hunt was on second. Ron Fairly came an hit a three-Ron homer.