Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for May 06, 2024

Five minutes?! Uh-uh, Wanda. Get at least 15 per foot.

I’m so glad that’s over for me. Our first child never kept us up. The next one did, but she’s grown out of it.

Just do it.

Ah, memories!

Another reason my wife and I had a dog.

Would you just get up see what the kid wants?

Get a new 8 week old puppy. You will wish you had a crying baby.

It’s very simple in our case – Junior is three weeks old tomorrow and I’m breastfeeding, so I’m up no matter what. Husband generally is on diaper patrol.

Darryl – “Get this one one or I’ll pick up a puppy on the way home from work.”

Everyone is a prostitute for something in their life. For Wanda it is foot rubs.

Isn’t Wren a little old for that?

Is she still a cat?- -may be messy.

Let the little darling cry it out.

Darryl: You said having kids would be fun!

Wanda: No, I said making kids would be fun!

Considering Daryl is the one who gets up early to go to work…

With great power comes great bargaining ability.

Get it in writing!

After all of that, he might as well just get up.

I don’t know a lot about kids. Do kids about 2 years old cry like in the middle of the night or would they yell for mom and dad?