Cornered by Mike Baldwin for June 17, 2024

If you fail, “pry, pry” again.

   ..should you or any member of your team be caught or killed, Corporate will disavow any knowledge of your action

Opening remarks to Corporate Ethics 101. To pass, you better not get caught.

Nixon of the corporate world.

Use A.I.

Why them corporate crooks!

We’re on it! Got some congressmen willing to help!

corporate swat team…

Absolutely – whatever it takes to pay the CEO’s bonus!

Your mission, if you choose to accept it …

… as always, should any of your team be caught corporate will disavow any knowledge of your actions.

Once again, the faithful – clueless? – subordinates are asked to let the CEO’s bus run over them to protect the boss’s salary and bonus’s. Isn’t that Elon Musk’s game plan?

Yep! That’s the Corporate Shultz Rule!

Question…and this is off-topic, but is that one o’them ambidextrous crowbars? … I’ve heard of ‘em, but never actually seen one.

Especially, don’t get caught.

Steward Medical Group.

From the look of that chart, the company’s survival is by no means guaranteed. :)

The death of Sears. Different divisions were forced to fight each other for resources while the CEO stole it all for himself.

Of course corporate won’t admit it.

And that they don’t get their hands dirty..!

Congressmen?

He’s really raised the bar there.

Boeing