Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for December 13, 2024

Did he get the disease by saying stupid things?

Too much work and not enough play makes a dull horsie…

Losing a good friend is no pleasant experience. I’m sure he cried until his voice became hoarse.

A little hoof-in-mouth disease there, eh Horace?!

Could it be he is avoiding you, Horace…? Gnaw….

Let that be a lesson, Horace! Keep your hooves out of your mouth!

It behooved him to find a cure.

Those black labs typically will intake canned and diseased hoof and mouth parts.

A horse should never purchase a lab.

Wait! Do cows get hoof-and-mouth disease? His good friend could have been a black cow.

I’m leaving to search for a cold root beer with no high fructose corn syrup.

Of course of course.

Those obsessions will dominate your life…