F Minus by Tony Carrillo for December 14, 2024

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    Dancing Fox Premium Member about 7 hours ago

    The like button isn’t working for some reason, but consider this liked.

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    bluecat  about 7 hours ago

    Two steps, this time. I’m a bit shook.

    Massage my feet in the way that you know calms me down, and then go sleep on the couch.

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    jessebob42  about 6 hours ago

    All my jokes are Dad Jokes. Like If you steal a Tesla, do you now call it an Edison? ¯\( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    charles9156  about 6 hours ago

    no

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    xSigoff Premium Member about 3 hours ago

    The worst dream my wife had was where I really did her wrong and cheated, etc. Then she woke up and blamed me for it. Took a while to accept the fact that it was just a dream

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    feralcat_52  about 2 hours ago

    I once had sort of the reverse of that scenario happen to me in my days as a Harley mechanic. Several of us were having a beer and swapping jokes, and one fellow, a big scruffy biker from Tennessee, who’s idea of manners was moving the dishes before p*ssing in the sink, came off with several very anti-Jewish one-liners right in a row. I actually liked the bloke, so I simply tapped him on the shoulder and motioned him outside. When it was just us, so neither of us had an audience to play to, I explained to him that I’m Jewish, that I found his comments highly offensive, and that we’d both be a lot worse for wear and tear if he persisted. He apologized, and we’re still friends to this day.

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