Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 11, 2024

You make a very compelling case.

Have you ever noticed what small goals crooks seem to have? I mean, yeah, you may only spend 50 hours researching and committing your crime, but you come away with say $100,000 and you’re on the run FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

On the other hand, politicians that make it at the state or federal level may only walk off with $100,000 the first year… they almost always end their career as multi-milionaires and have lived high (and in the public eye) for decades.

Me want that device. Just theenks of all the deeleeshus foods in picanic baskets that me can easily gets this way.

You still will have to demonstrate that it works.

His mind control device must have worked on me, because it made me “like” this comic and then comment on it.

I suppose he’s a device lord.

I know I’ve seen this exact strip before, a very long time ago, maybe 20 years or more

First you need to use it to hide who’s using it from caped goody2shoes.

“There is no distinctly American criminal class- except Congress.” Mark Twain