Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for December 21, 2024

This artwork is horrific.

WHOOP WHOOP

“Yeet” again!

A Christmas Carol with Marty instead of Marley?

Moe could use a shave in P1.

The Snarker’s proverbial punching bag Marty, reminds us of our shortcomings. Guess Who bails Moon out? No not Burton Cumings.

rachel would like to thank her inspirations for most of her human charecters jay leno and pelicans

now marty looks like the guy from no country for old men

Well played, Henry. Instead of giving recovering alcoholics a role model, Henry. Instead, you delivered us a stereotype.

On the other hand you’ve given me hope that writing on a 3rd-grade level and drawing like I was born without arms can land me a job working in your comics empire. So there’s that.

To Marty’s credit, he didn’t play the “do you know who I am?” card.

thorp awards 2024 continue charecter most likely to commit assault and battery winner junjun charecter whos film will never be shown winner cappy charecters never showned but do a horrible job winner the barbers of milford YEET

Why do I keep reading this????

WHOOP WHOOP, OUT GO THE LIGHTS!

Hey Moe NYUK NYUK ……YEEET

P 2 (cop): “…. I’M THE ONLY GANGSTER OUT HERE BEE-OTCH!….SHUT THE F*CK UP!…”(hits Moon with Billy club about 10x)

Borrowing a line from “The GodFather”, You won’t see Paulie around anymore Poor Paulie, You won’t see Marty around anymore, Poor Marty

WHOOP! There it is. WHOOP! There it is. And by “it”, I mean today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

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Special guest cameo from Oscar Wilde, reading from “The Ballad of Milford Gaol!”

Remember, folks….. only YOU can prevent troll attacks. #DontFeedTheTroll

What happened to G’nonads?

I nominate this story for this year’s Darwin Award!

#Day892ofGilThorpFansHeldHostagebyBadWriting

The cop looks like he’s in worse condition than Marty.

Judging by Panel 2, Rachel is paying tribute to the movie, “Deliverance.” Squeal piggie!!!

From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:

Now, normally, “Guy falls off the wagon and immediately gets into an altercation with the cops while the locally beloved idiot teen who says ‘yeet’ all the time looks on and sadly says ‘yeet’” would be the point at which said guy has truly hit rock bottom. But this is Marty Moon we’re talking about. He let loose a string of on-air profanities at a teenager in a pirate outfit [4/2/18]! He lost a bunch of money making “friendly” golf bets with a guy who looks like Ben Franklin [8/12/06]! He’s got a long way to fall, is what I’m saying.

Did Marty get a WUI, walking under the influence?