That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for December 11, 2024

/// A local fast food franchise buys

Karl’s potatoes to sell them as fries,

but this harvest was botched.

Karl could swear he is watched

Mark throws his back out while digging for potatoes. Should have used a longer shovel handle Mark.

No one’s looking, why should I dig a latrine? Army training is hard to shake.

So this is why the 5-iron used to called the Mashie.

Here, he is using his mashie niblick, when a simple clay wedge would do.

Expecting a potato, but hoping for a bobby-dazzler.